7am, Election Day 2020
Helena’s having a hard time getting dressed for school this morning because of her newfound fear of Donald Trump.
I don’t know why it took her until just before Election Day to develop this fear, but now Donald Trump is some sort of boogeyman who’s going to come to our house and prevent her from putting on socks.
This man needs to be voted out ASAP. You don’t fuck with my kids socks.
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He better not grab anybody by the socks.
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I told her that if Donald Trump comes to our house, Mom and Dad will tell him to go away. She asked if he was bigger than me and I said “Yeah, but it won’t matter.”
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